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avatar Anthony Miller
NURSE: I'M SORRY YOUR WIFE SIGNED A DNR.... ME: BUT I'M ONLY HERE FOR A SPRAINED ANKLE. NURSE: I'M AFRAID SHE INSISTED.

NURSE: I'M SORRY YOUR WIFE SIGNED A DNR.... ME: BUT I'M ONLY HERE FOR A SPRAINED ANKLE. NURSE: I'M AFRAID SHE INSISTED.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest shit I ever wrote.

moon drunk monster
beautiful and strange
howl your melancholy question
and tell me
which you dread more
the echo or the answer

Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest shit I ever wrote. moon drunk monster beautiful and strange howl your melancholy question and tell me which you dread more the echo or the answer

avatar Gaie Houston
cut my wife into pieces at this big ass ski resort telepathy, no speaking don't give a fuck 'cause I'm stuck out here freezing

cut my wife into pieces at this big ass ski resort telepathy, no speaking don't give a fuck 'cause I'm stuck out here freezing

avatar Charlie Chocolate
ONLY IN OHIO: BRO OUT HERE WALKING A WHOLE HYENA LIKE IT'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

ONLY IN OHIO: BRO OUT HERE WALKING A WHOLE HYENA LIKE IT'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

avatar Olivia Veqqie
My response to anything work related right now:
Sounds like an after Thanksgiving problem

My response to anything work related right now: Sounds like an after Thanksgiving problem

avatar John Paul

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. My name is Jeff.

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