A high school class is learning about the Salem Witch Trials Their teacher told them they were going to play a game Im going to come around and whisper to each of you whether youre a witch or a regular person Your goal is to build the largest group possible that does NOT have a witch in it At the end any group found to include a witch gets a failing grade The teens dove into grilling each other On
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Mark Manson
For a generation that cant find a good man You ladies sure are pregnant a lot
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum I asked the director how do be institutionalized Well said the director we fill up a bathtub then we offer a teaspoon a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub Oh I understand I said A normal person would use the bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup No said the director A normal person would p
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Joseph Mitchell
hey nice cow i said homeo we re gonna take one of those at the gay zoo i don t know what i m saying it s not a cow it s a minitar it s a creature of myth and he got this one out of your mom s closet she doesn t keep it after i
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