An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. The man confronted the salesman, saying, "I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price. Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely youn
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Of course, you know what the first one is... It's keeping your mouth shut but I like the way you think.
I felt sorry for the Hypnotist, I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys, then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled, 'F--- me.' What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.
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