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avatar Sophia Rich
MY WIFE ASKED ME WHAT THE FEMALE VERSION OF A

MY WIFE ASKED ME WHAT THE FEMALE VERSION OF A "MAN CAVE" WOULD BE I TOLD HER IT'S CALLED "A KITCHEN"

avatar John Paul
BOOBS are like the SUN you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds BUT if you put sunglasses you can stare at them AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.

BOOBS are like the SUN you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds BUT if you put sunglasses you can stare at them AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.

avatar John Paul
WIFE: “There is a problem with the tractor. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous”
WIFE: “I’m telling you the tractor has water in the carburetor”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know where the carburetor is. Where’s the tractor?”
WIFE: “In the pool”
Session ID: 1010430.

WIFE: “There is a problem with the tractor. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous” WIFE: “I’m telling you the tractor has water in the carburetor” HUSBAND: “You don’t even know where the carburetor is. Where’s the tractor?” WIFE: “In the pool” Session ID: 1010430.

avatar Gaie Houston
How often do planes crash? Just once.

How often do planes crash? Just once.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
The potholes in my town will change your radio station and unlock your doors

The potholes in my town will change your radio station and unlock your doors

avatar Gaie Houston
I tried to send you something sexy but, the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.

I tried to send you something sexy but, the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.

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