BACK IN MY DAY A SELFIE WAS SOMETHING WE HAD TO DO WHEN THE WIFE WASN'T IN THE MOOD. FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. It's the same old, same old situation. It's the same old, same old ball and chain.
This is what's really needed right now. I want the government to give me all my Social Security money at 13% interest. And I want to be able to have the right to invest it in any way I please. They stole from me for so long, gaining on the interest that they took my money from. I want my money back. I want $13.
Ma'am, um, I'm sorry, but the wind's blowing your dress up. If I let go, my hat will blow away. I understand, ma'am, but you're not wearing any panties. Sir, anything you see down there is 60 years old, but I bought this hat yesterday.
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