1 If the No 2 penclil is the most popular why Is it still No 27 2 Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak 3 Why are you In a movie but on TV 4 What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread 5 Why do we drive on parkways park on driveways 6 Why do fat chance slim chance mean the same thing 7 Why do British eople never sound British when they sing 8 At a
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CHRISTMAS TIME IS GREAT YOU CAN SHOUT DONT COME IN HERE AND PEOPLE ASSUME YOU ARE WRAPPING PRESENTS
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have the most loving wife Last night woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my ace to protect
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AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork Ireland arrived at the casino She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice She said I hope you dont mind but feel much luckier when Im completely naked With that she stripped from the neck down rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled Come on baby Mama needs new clothes As the dice came
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