Big Money Tito TitoMahalo would thrive as a castle guard Leaning on my spear Leering at wenches Move along Hail citizen Halt And so on
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As meth induced hallucinations drive Bert to clean up all of the non existent hodker blood on the bathroom floor Ernie rather enjoys telling him that he missed another spot
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An 80 year old lady was marrying for the 4th time A newspaper asked If she wouldnt mind talking about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living She smiled and said My first husband was a banker then married a circus ringmaster next was agrnchor and now in my 0s a funeral director When asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers She explained I married one for the money 2 for the show 3
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I know my zipper is dow Its 103 out my balis are riding shotgoun in my left sock
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FOUR GREAT RELIGIOUS TRUTHS 1 Muslims dont recognize Jews as Gods chosen people 2 Jews dont recognize Jesus as the Messiah 3 Protestants dont recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world 4 Baptists dont recognize each other at Hooters
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