A 10 year old girl asks her mum mummy how was i born The mother smiled and replied Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed Daddy put It in the Earth and i took care of if every single day After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant So we took the plant dried it smoked it and got so high
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When you realize Taylor Swift is actually Napoleon Dynamite
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A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino seemed a little intoxicated She bet 20000 Euro on a single roll of dice She said I hope you dont mind but feel luckier when Im nude With that she removed her clothes rolled the dice and yelled come on baby Mama needs new clothes As the dice came to a stop she jumped and yelled yes yes won won She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left The
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My boss ripped a fartin front of mel asked him Still trying to work that condom out Now hes all mad
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