A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer said Whats your name son He replied D d d dav dav david sir The Officer looked at him suspiciously and said Oh do you have a stutter The guy replied No sir my dad has a stutter and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an asshole
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As I gazed into her eyes my knees got weak I could feel the I knew right there then I poinsoned the wrong glass
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Ethan Dunne
Me its medicinal Cop first of all thats a prostitute Me its my emotional support hooker
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WHENYYOURWIEN na L
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When you are kinky but poor
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Females ask the dumbest shit during sex like VAT dick so good gx Bitch I dont know I got it for my birthday
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