A wife being the romantic sort sent her husband a text If you are sleeping send me your dreams If you are laughing send me your smile If you are eating send me a bite If you are drinking send me a sip If you are crying send me your tears love you The husband typically non romantic replied l am on the toilet Please advise
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cee Wife I have blisters on my hands from the broom Husband Next time take the car silly
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Wife What sounds good Me A blow job Wife Me Applebees waitresSRigIVe you two a couple more finutes AMERICASBESTPICSCOM
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Tee I applied for a job at a mental asylum and A BT i have to spend 5 hours with a crazy person wanna hang out tomorrow i got crayons
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16chxppa29 Me standing frozen in the kitchen bc heard my dads snoring pattern stop
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