You gotta watch out for these tarot astrology girls Theyre gonna wake you up one morning and break up with you because the microwave clock said 333 while mercury is in lemonade or whatever
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jojo9
My roomate sucedded in giving himself autobrewery syndrome by boofing yeast So for the past 2 weeks my one roomate Our attic one that seems to always do dumb shit has been using a enema system to suplant brewers yeast into his colon in hopes of giving himself autobrewery syndrome Which is where the body produeces its own ethanol for one reason metabolic issues or another shoving yeast up your ass
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Patricia Lee
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Anthony Miller
Next time youre feeling down remember life is all about perspective have a friend who has sex 2 3 times a day exercises twice a day reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison 1630
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John Paul
TO BE HAPPY YOU MUST Let go of whats gone Be grateful for what remains Look forward to what is coming next
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