The Perfect A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched straight up to the counter and saidHi You know just HATE drawing welfare Id really rather have a job The social worker behind the counter said Your timing is excellent We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter Youll drive his 2011 Mercede
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CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT FLUSHTHE TOILET
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Her Old Cherry One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch She told the doctor her problem and he said You have the crabs She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him The doctor said You probably have the crabs No she said I am an eighty year old virgin F
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If The Ring Fits If the ring fits wear it A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis According to the nurse attending the patients girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep dont know whats worse 1 Having your girl friend find out youre married 2 Explaining to yo
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meanwhile at the nursing home An old man is in a wheelchair drooling and basically catatonic when an old woman walks up to him lifts her skirt right up to her chin and low and behold she has no panties on She exclaims Supersex The old man has no reaction The old lady walks up to another guy in a wheelchair hes rocking back and forth in his chair again drooling The woman lifts her skirt high in the
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