it was 1997 i was outside McDonalds on Queen St age 15 an old lady barked speak English at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes O0o00 i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME Im ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST i miss him every single day
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Napoleon Dynamite
You SHOULD PUT IT UNDER YOUR PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY mom LOOK IT FELL ouT IVE COME FOR YOUR TEETH YOU MEAN
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Napoleon Dynamite
IT CAN BE HARD TO OWN A CAT SOMETIMES UN LOVE YOU SO MUCH BAB
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Gaie Houston
o e This Guy Applied For A Government Job But Then They Told Him This A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job The interviewer asks him Are you allergic to anything He replies Yes caffeine cant drink coffee Have you ever been in the military service Yes he says l was in Iraq for two years The interviewer says That will give you 5 extra points toward employment Then he asks Are you disabled
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Gaie Houston
If you cant see the number You y 2 A 4 Have Cold Have Headache Need sleep N Are cute Ei OZng
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