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Isabella Lewis
An art student was tasked with photographing a green apple however he only had red ones But he pulled it off anyway Green Apple
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Patricia Lee
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Mark Manson
Helped my 6yo son to explore his vision with some graphic tools from Gran Turismo Sport heres the result
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Mark Manson
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