Life is like sex you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it Sucastio Pad Pilehess
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Ethan Dunne
When punishing kids dont take away their electronics Take away their charger Watch the agony as their battery slowly dies
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Ethan Dunne
The man buy a lottery ticket actually Whats the difference 4 chinch between a man buying has a chance to win a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife
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asked my daughter N H IR sNelylelsTNoTole 9 STCRETsplTe 10 13 called me a dinosaur and lent me her iPhone So the spider is dead the iPhone is broken Loy T Te TSR VyeIVE
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Ethan Dunne
My wife has left me for my best friend Well he was a complete stranger at the time but hes m best friend now
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My blinker is nota T TTTS M warning Im coming VY VLT T B g g o V or Ill just Dale Earnhardt your ass VLT Qe EXe EYVAT ELLENEV Y
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