Step 1 pee in plate and put it in a refrigerator Step 2 take the frozen piss disc off the plate Step 3 slide the piss disc under your neighbors door Step 4 watch them wondering why there is a puddle of piss on their floor
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Joseph Mitchell
Iget an email every time get a package delivered to my apartments mailroom Its supposed to be a photo of the label but theres this one guy
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Agni Gauss
Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla Make the people happy
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jojo9
went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake And was like no ordered a sweet tea and she goes no honey you need a milkshake Service unmatched
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jojo9
My 6 year old brothers teacher asked the class whats their favorite season and he said garlic powder
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Charlie Chocolate
Me and the homies on our way to our smoking spot after skipping class in highschool
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