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Olivia Veqqie
fan Stelter brianstel This marks the first time in The New Yorkers ninety eight thatits published a courtroom sketch on the cover according to the magazine 23 2646K Views 56Quotes 2820 Likes
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Mark Manson
Anonymous 012818Sun211530 No758246137 1jxqqyipg 80 KB JPG Okay b have a story for you guys be me walking home from work see homeless guy asking for some change for food tell him Ill buy him some food in the 711 he seems super happy about it we walk into the 711 and start buying him some food ask him if he is thirsty he says yes so i take him to the cooler but he says do you mind if get something e
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Olivia Veqqie
Today Im combining alphabet soup and a laxative I call it Letter Rip
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