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Gaie Houston
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Jacob Junior
o Someone who once worked at Disneyland as a face character told me When a child hugs you you dont let go first Let them let go when theyre ready because you never know how much that child may need that hug in their life 1th Like Reply OO0 eon
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Anthony Miller
I got pulled over by the police today I was apparently his first speeder because when he got to my window he said Ive been waiting all day for you I said I got here as fast as I could He let me go
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Olivia Veqqie
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