To my future wife When die want you 2 mix my ashes in a bowl of chili from wendys then eat it Just so can tear that ass up one more time 4 hours ago 3 people YRGS TTH S DIDIJUST READ
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ARE YOUR KNEES SWOLLEN OR ARE YOU GOING BRALESS AGAINP 5y
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The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum I asked the director how do be institutionalized Well said the director we fill up a bathtub then we offer a teaspoon a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub Oh I understand I said A normal person would use the bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup No said the director A normal person would p
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MAYBE SHOULD SLOW DOWNONTHE GDEEEE IM HEIIHINGGULOHS
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Are you always a smartass e 00 Sometimes am asleep THEMEMEDAD
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Do you know why nobody has overdosed on marijuana Because if you laid out 100 joints and a lighter and told someone to try and smoke all of em By the 4th joint theyve already lost the lighter ordered the pizza cuddled with their dog and fell asleep
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