Walked in to a bar in Australia Ordered a beer and then the bartender noticed im American I asked was it the accent or my choice of Budweiser beer He said because ur the fattest fuck i have ever seen in my life mate
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Charlie Chocolate
For the record if youre out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and theres lots of clovers azaleas and other nitrogen fixing plants KEEP WALKING It could be a body dump
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Joseph Mitchell
ELT fnsw the 20 minute long credits to finish just to watch some guy show up and say im skippy mcdippydihen cut to
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Patricia Lee
t was at that moment when discovered why the vent wasnt working AN
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Patricia Lee
POV Youre minding your business on literally any continent IRGERFISET e Eel0elS Rockist 8 vy st 1d DEETE CI N R
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Sophia Rich
PLEASE DONT EAT ME ALLIGATOR PLEASE YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING A REPTILE WSFUNCTIMWW ALLIGATOR M A CROCODILE YOU STUPID FROG FROG M ATOAD YOU BUFFOON TURTLE IM A TORTOISE YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS
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