My 27-year-old girlfriend is pregnant. God is good. Let me tell you a story. A hunter rushes out before sunrise. He grabs what he thinks is his rifle. Turns out it's an umbrella. He sees a deer, points, pulls the handle, and the deer falls. That's impossible. Somebody else must have shot it. My point exactly. Oh my goodness. Well, I'll be damn.
It's hard to get a more perfect metaphor for our times than a leftist braying on his bullhorn at a protest about how welcoming New York City is, then having a jihadist throw a bomb directly over his back." —Rich Lowry
Calling D.C. a swamp is unfair... to swamps. EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT THIS PLACE [WASHINGTON DC] BEING A DADGUM SWAMP. IT'S NOT A SWAMP. A SWAMP IS SOMETHING COOL... IT FILTERS WATER, ANIMAL LIFE FLOURISHES AROUND IT. THIS IS A SEWER. IT'S CREATED BY MAN. AND IT NEEDS TO STOP. REP. TIM BURCHETT (R-TN). VOTE. BUREAUCRACY.
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![Calling D.C. a swamp is unfair... to swamps. EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT THIS PLACE [WASHINGTON DC] BEING A DADGUM SWAMP. IT'S NOT A SWAMP. A SWAMP IS SOMETHING COOL... IT FILTERS WATER, ANIMAL LIFE FLOURISHES AROUND IT. THIS IS A SEWER. IT'S CREATED BY MAN. AND IT NEEDS TO STOP. REP. TIM BURCHETT (R-TN). VOTE. BUREAUCRACY.](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/klgOEp8CD.jpg)
