What superpower would you have in bed? I would say fly. Take you to the highest places in the world. None of these are like superpowers. They're just regular. It's romantic. I'm gonna fly you to the highest building. What have you in? You can just fly her in a plane into the highest building and her. Do not fly in a plane into the highest building
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Patricia Lee
When you walk into a room, don't make the mistake of turning around and looking at the door as you close it. Because the moment you do that, the people that you've come to meet stop looking at you, and you don't look as important. Instead, do this when you walk into a room. What's up, fuckers?
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Charlie Chocolate
Hey, what's the matter with you? The kids have been so naughty. I mean, look what they've done to Lee. Oh, come on. All kids buried their dad in the sand. Well, they've not buried him. Cut his head off.
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Anthony Miller
Our kid keeps getting bullied at school. What are you gonna do? So who's making fun of you at school right now? Billy. What did Billy have on today at school? Billy looked like me. Like what? Wife beater. And then the skin is a different color than the... I don't want to say anything more specific than that because in school we're learning about t
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jojo9
Hello! You just put your hand on a woman's glass without asking? Everyday. Well, um, here, can I help you? No. It's a union thing. Aren't you in there a little long? Yeah. Caroline, that special effects rig you're wearing is very sensitive, so don't let anything near your chest. That's me. And don't be nervous. The camera's gonna love you. How cou
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