We'll work for food, eh? Here's an apple. I'd like for you to wash that man's windshield. Work. Hey, man, I ain't gonna wash this windshield for no apple. Oh, excuse me, that doesn't say might work for food. It doesn't say restricted menu. It says we'll work for food. This is food. That's work. Yeah, I ain't doing it. That's all. Ah, let's be hone
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Charlie Chocolate
And let me say this in English so you can understand what I'm saying. I have translation. No, I know you have translation, but I just want to make sure you get it right. There will come a day that we will see far more radical extremists and terrorists coming out of Europe because of the lack of decision-making, trying to be politically correct.
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jojo9
that men always want to have sex and women never do. Let's get this out of the way right now. Women want to have sex way more often than men. I assure you, ladies, this is not the perspective you're going to enjoy. I don't know if you're new to my comedy or not. I have a very gender-specific slant that I ride pretty hard. Because the reality is, w
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Mark Manson
Близко не подходи. Близко не подходи. Я тебе еще раз предупреждаю, сделай шаг, я тебя залью перцовым баллоном.
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Sophia Rich
Ad, can I have some advice? Nope. I'm taking this girl on a first date and I really like her and I don't want to screw it up, but I've got no idea where to take her. It's easy, just do the trick. What's the trick? Don't plan anything. Just when you get in the car, say, hey, guess where we're going? And then whatever she says, you take her there. S
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