BMW, das kann ein Arschloch sein. Herr Polizist, bitte helfen Sie mich, ich kann meine Frau nicht finden. Bitte, bitte, ich kann Sie auch nicht finden, meine Frau. Okay, ganz ruhig einmal. Wie schaut Ihre Frau aus? Ja, blonde Haare, schöne blaue Augen, gemachte Titel, fetter Arsch und sie geht ins Gym. Aha, okay. Wie schaut Ihre Frau aus? Scheiß a
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I have found you guilty of first-degree murder. I hereby sentence you to 2,500 consecutive life sentences plus 1,000 years. Once you pass away, you will receive an attempted escape charge with an additional 200 years being added to your sentence, which you will begin serving in the afterlife once you get to hell. Should you be reincarnated after y
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