If you fill your butthole with helium, then superglue your cheeks shut, you will not float away into space like a cool human balloon. You will just vomit and pass out, then wake up in the hospital after they pop your noose open with a spring-loaded cheek spreader and deflate you like a meat whoopee cushion. You will...
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Ну зачем ты тапки одел? Тебя чего просили сделать? Принеси их, Дэнь, не надевай! Чего ты за чудик такой, а?
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Agni Gauss
Kids are asleep? Yes, kids are asleep. What do you want? What? Why were you waiting here? Just wanted to say good job. And? And maybe ask if we could have a quickie? How quick? I'll lay a hundred dollars on the floor, and by the time you're done picking it up, I'll be done. And you get to keep the money. Deal.
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¡No, no! ¡Usted me tiene que respetar! ¡¿Qué? ¿Usted me respeta? ¡No! ¡No va a hacerlo! ¡No! ¡Luna, Luli! ¡¿Qué no va a...
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