Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died. All right. You don't have to do that. It was fine. I didn't write it. Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but... I just got deleted. Must have probably deleted itself, right? Probably not.
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Olivia Veqqie
KFC and watermelon KFC Niggers What the fuck man?
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Jacob Junior
Do you know why black people stink? You won't take that mask off, though, goof-ass boy. Do you know why black people stink? Why? So that blind people can hate them, too.
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Olivia Veqqie
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jojo9
Not for me, thank you. No, don't drink. No, I tried it once and didn't like it. Oh. Have a smoke? I tried it once and didn't like it. Great. Not at all, my daughter is just the same. Your only child, I presume. Ha ha ha! Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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John Paul
Do not let the sadness of the swamp get to you. You have to try. You are my dude. And it is Wednesday!
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