Here's how I can tell the difference between a purebred duck and an inbred duck. This duck is purebred. And this duck is inbred.
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Patricia Lee
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Isabella Lewis
How many jelly beans in the jar? So the base of the jar is pi times radius squared. You are measuring the radius in centimeters, right? No, inches. That way the inch fractions work with pi as 22 over 7. You do not use 3.14 for pi? Oh, for crying out loud. There, zero. Okay, technically, that is correct. But you did not show your work. I will in ab
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Joseph Mitchell
I'll take a banana split. Okay, Daffy. One scoop vanilla, one strawberry, one chocolate, and now hot fudge. Only on some vanilla and chocolate. Regular fudge on the strawberry. Now some whipped cream. Now some nuts. This is the complicated part. No green sprinkles on the chocolate. Yes, green sprinkles on the strawberry. But both no red sprinkles,
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Joseph Mitchell
I had this patient who had to stay overnight because he had a severe asthma attack. He had to wear an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. My job was to give him a sponge bath, so I did. While I was giving him a sponge bath, he bumbled something from behind his mask. He said, nurse, are my testicles black? I was a little bit embarrassed because I
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Joseph Mitchell
oh yeah it's all locked up gonna go in and see if they let me take it this is so ridiculous you got the key all right there she is there it is look at it that's sweet all right we'll see if it works i like it that's a little cigarette back there q-tip jet black plugged in here we go
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