I am nobody's master, got it? I don't want you here and I don't want you here! I'm stuck with you!
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Mark Manson
Thank you.
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Anthony Miller
Damn, I lost another file. Gonna have to reboot again. Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid? What do you think? In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. So for the past couple weeks, I've been conducting a similar experiment.
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Patricia Lee
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John Paul
One thing you can do is jump to the floorboard, reach under the driver's side of the dashboard, and pull out any wires you find. Find a small button, a stick, or a hairpin, and jam it into the ignition, making it hard to restart the car. If the keys are left in the car, take them with you, and then toss them in the bushes or a dumpster as you're r
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Gaie Houston
Eat shit, man! What's up? Eat shit, man! What's up? What the hell is this? Yeah, eat shit! You want more? You want more? I'll spread your cart! I'll blast you, buddy! Give me more! I'll blast you! Give me more!
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