I don't need no makeup, original suit, body makeup on my own Who was physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically fit Who was physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically fit Who was nice, sweet, fantastic We clip on the ocean at the big time, so they come in and
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Joseph Mitchell
I must go south now to consult with the wizard Aroman, the head of my order. Be careful, Frodo.
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Mark Manson
Did you know that men are going to arrive in heaven 30 minutes earlier than women will? How? The Bible says it. Revelation chapter 8, 1. When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. Where are you going? Hey! Where are you going?
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Zoe ZZZ
What you listening to, son? If you hold a gun, and I hold a gun, we can talk about the law. If you hold a knife, and I hold a knife, we can talk about rules. If you come empty-handed, and I come empty-handed, we can talk about reason. But if you have a gun, and I only have a knife, then the truth lies in your hands. If you have a gun, and I have n
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Jacob Junior
Hi.
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Anthony Miller
There's a troll's body under the bridge near Brabill. He has a bottle of booze and a note saying nobody wanted to pay his bridge toll. So he got drunk and drowned.
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