Jeremy Jordan
I seen photos of you without your facial hair and i must say i prefer you without facial hair i guess it prefer anyone without facial hair when you get married im pretty sure that that woman whoever gets this kind of makes you shave your face im never gonna save this you are gonna save that no but but but that s
Mark Manson
need a butterball in my life Butterball what are you doing my butterball come on butter come on come here buddy baby it s racy i know my god
Zoe ZZZ
Cut off in a plane if you drink so much they shove you off of booze on airplane the stewardess are flight attendants or skyditch whatever there are this mean nazi she comes over to me right the skyscank and she says sir you ve had too much to drink you re disrupting the other passengers and all right maybe i shouldn t have crammed the screaming in front
Agni Gauss
These students contacted animal control saying that they had a senior prank gone wrong but it was really all a setup for their beloved school resource officer to pull off this amazing surprise
Gaie Houston