Do you mind? My mind is the best thing about me, Tom. Let's see what you're hiding under there, four-eyes. Kiss me out of the bearded barley, nightly Beside the green, green grass, swing, swing Oh, I was so wrong. Put the glasses back on. I don't know where they are. Please, put the glasses back on. I can't see where they are. Put them back on. Pu
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Mark Manson
I just found out my baby mama been spending all her child support checks on her new boyfriend. She even called me one day and asked me to send her extra money so she could buy my son new shoes. I'm like, yeah, I got you. I sent him money. He come over. I'm like, hey, son, what kind of shoes you get? He said, mom haven't bought me any new shoes in
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Patricia Lee
These We We Can
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Joseph Mitchell
porn everywhere. I mean, how can you not be a sex addict? It's on the television. Someone said, go and look on so-and-so channel 614. It's fantastic. I thought, oh God, all right. So I sat there, and do you know what I saw? Disgusting. Like a faded grey picture of a fat old bloke stood there with his dick in his hand. And I realised I hadn't switc
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Gaie Houston
They always said you should think twice. I... I don't even think once.
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