My mom making me sit on the lap of the visibly aroused mall santa so that she can make a facebook post about our first christmas without dad
time for the clock it s so good to see
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Isabella Lewis
it s fabs did your mom ever tell you the dooze and don t some pumpkin carb don t stand in carb your pumpkin sit just put them on your lap now time to cut the bottom of your pumpkin not the top don t do this use your hand mixer instead you re mixing to the hard work of lucy and all those strings when designing your public
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Patricia Lee
bro gotthe worst
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jojo9
hey this is the mids game still patrick well that s a mistake i m going out here to prove land that can be just as beautiful as women and there is nothing you can do to stop me you know we were chasing adam last but this guy s much crazier i m one didn t age quite so well
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Mark Manson
gonna take the center out of my toilet paper roll then i ll shove it into the cam this was a tomato can and it s just big enough to fit the toilet paper then i have some sections of scrap wire i ll push them in in between the edge of the can and the toilet paper these will be for my pot stand then i made a second one because i m gonna compare two different strengths of alcohol
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Gaie Houston
that is the last time you were gonna pull that crown do do hammy can you hear me no please
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