Now, few people realize that until 1928, there were no hoses, and you actually had to fight fires with your bare hands. I will now give a demonstration. Whoa, scrappy little blaze, huh? Oh my god, the fire's got a gun! What the fuck was that?
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Mark Manson
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Mark Manson
Chef Peter, my chicken tenders are dry and tasteless. Listen up, you stupid n- I'm about to change your life. First off, buttermilk marinade. If you're not soaking those tenders, they're gonna chew like flip-flops. I just seasoned the flour and hoped for the best. You need salt, cayenne, garlic, paprika, all in the marinade. Flavor starts inside,
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Charlie Chocolate
I'm too pretty to be late. You can't bring fire arms, anything. No, but I got these guns. Hey, sir, you can't bring that mirror. What do you mean? How else I'm going to see my beauty? You just can't. You're just jealous. I'm too pretty. Oh, no, no. Hey there, pretty lady. You're quiet. Man, I'm pretty.
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Patricia Lee
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