Open the register, give me the fucking money now! I get, uh, ten bucks on Trump too, Susie. Hit the floor, asshole! Stay down! You know, this really pisses me off. Your store's got such nice, clean, filtered fresh air, and it just takes a couple of scumbags to stink it up. I said hit the floor, asshole, or I'm gonna blow your fucking head off!
1
0
0
Zoe ZZZ
0
0
0
Gaie Houston
I don't know.
3
0
0
Zoe ZZZ
You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the special.
5
0
0
Jeremy Jordan
Can I get Friday Night's of Freddy please? You got a big chocolate bar behind you? Hmm? I'm not tripping am I? You're not tripping. Okay, thank you. I don't have anything. I don't care what you do, I just need a gun. Oh. That's not a rich outlet bar, is it? It's not really good.
5
0
0
Sophia Rich
Cory, what do we have? Crippling depression. No, no, no, no, no. In the bag. Oh, tacos!
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.