What? I'm 67 years old. No. You're 17. You're from New Jersey. Your name is Tommy Porkchop Pucciano? My name is Seamus O'Sullivan. I'm a 67-year-old Irishman. So let me get this straight. When we would skip seventh period to sneak beers, you were what? Some old guy? Think about it. When you were drinking crappy beer, I was drinking... A glass of w
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Patricia Lee
I'm going to play the acid.
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Mark Manson
Pity, you sure you want to eat right now? I was thinking about going for a walk. Go outside. Do.
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Sophia Rich
We're a U.S. citizen. How you doing, sir? I'm doing good. Oh. United States citizen, sir? I just answered that before I even rolled the window down. Was that? I answered you before I even rolled the window down. Well, I didn't hear you answer that because the window was up. Well, the window was cracked. I can't tell this thing. Look, if the window
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