See you next, we in it, we can get the drum and pop and we don't care, it's going down cause I'm around, 56, you know how I get down, down, what up blood, what up cus, what up blood, what up gang, what up blood, what up cus, what up blood, what up gang, they say I walk around like I got an S on my chest, now that's Simeon, it's
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Olivia Veqqie
My name is Greg, and, uh, I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Greg! One fateful night, I, uh, got behind the wheel of my brand-new sports car, a blind drunk. I was responsible for the death of an innocent eight-year-old girl. What kind? What? What kind of car? You said you had a sports car. That's cool, but what kind? It was a Miata. Oh, come on! That's not a s
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John Paul
I'll see you next time.
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Charlie Chocolate
Day is never finished, Master got me working, Someday Master set me free!
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Patricia Lee
What's one workplace secret you probably shouldn't have known? I worked at a big box retail store for about two years when I was broke as fuck in college. God, I hated that place. One night I'm doing inventory, third shift sucks by the way, and I noticed something weird in their janky ass computer system. When stuff gets returned without a receipt
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Jeremy Jordan
There's ants in my pants! There's ants in my pants! There's ants in my pants! Hey! Hey! Help! Is no one gonna help? Is no one gonna help a poor man? A poor soul?
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