What the fuck? It's a pen. It's a pen, I swear. No, no, you just got out of the shower. No, put your hand down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Now, put it... Tongue Daddy? Oh, please don't. You permanently inked Tongue Daddy to your skin. Oh, my God. What does that even mean? It's fine. It's an inside joke. So why did you put it on the out
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Isabella Lewis
I'll be part of the world, I'll be children never more.
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John Paul
Oh my, good lord, someone pour me up a double shot of wind There's no me and Jack, tell you about it here There's a party downtown near Everybody at the park in the gym Someone pour me up a double shot of wind There's no me and Jack, tell you about it here There's a party downtown near
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Joseph Mitchell
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Patricia Lee
oh it's kind of going what this is so much faster than last time are you kidding me all right the river has officially gone in way bigger it's probably three or four times in size before i checked
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Joseph Mitchell
Hey, do you want to go get some ice cream or something? Yeah, I can take you to get some ice cream. You're not going to have any ice cream? No, I had some food before, but I can take you to get some. No, that's fine. But you just said you wanted to get ice cream. It's fine. Hi, who's that? I'm his girlfriend interpreter. It's a subscription servic
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