Whatever you're eating right now, it probably shouldn't go in your face hole. Which hole should it go in? It goes in the square hole.
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Gaie Houston
How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. But thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? Alrighty then.
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Joseph Mitchell
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Mark Manson
So right now his phone is fucked up, it's really fucked, it used to get pubert on the screen, look.
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Jeremy Jordan
BING BOP BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM The type of shit I'm on you wouldn't understand
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Mark Manson
Excuse me, but I've got something to tell you first. Thank you for ruining my life! Ashley! What did you do? Everybody's always blaming me for everything.
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