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avatar Isabella Lewis

Who sent you? You'll have to kill me. Who sent you? Kiss my ass, Powers. Dr. Evil. Why did you tell us? I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. Where is Dr. Evil hiding? Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries. Where is Dr. Evil hiding? You'll have to tor

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avatar Mark Manson

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I win. Boop. Boop.

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avatar John Paul

Boss: I've hired someone with a lot of experience to help with the work load New hire:

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avatar Anthony Miller

PANTERA - This Love (Kermit Edition)

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty. Like a potato chips or sum n'. No, he said I mean, I mean Don't eat anything, Fatty

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Look at the size of that thing. That's a great white, right? It's huge. Keep back from the edge. It's right up against the dock. See the teeth? I've never seen one this close. Let's turn it. There goes the tail. Let it go. Just let it pass. Unreal.

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