070621Tue185816 No858512914 roommate asks me to drive him to his dealer sure have nothing going on get in start the car put on seatbelt 8 KB JPG notice roommate doesnt have his seatbelt on ask him to put it on Why Arent you a good driver tell him its my car and want him to have his seatbelt on lol fuck you man just drive okay get on the road accelerate to 40mph slam on the brakes roommate flies ou
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Patricia Lee
HEY GOD WHY DID YOU MAKE HEALTHY FOOD TASTE BAD SAUTE EM AND DONT FORGET THE SEASONING STIR AND TASTE AS YOU COOK AND USE A FORK FOR GODS SAKE OH MY GOD DO HAVE TO SHOW MRLOVENSTEINCOM
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Gaie Houston
sieep on harawood fioor with no pillow alarm goes off at Tam immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GETIT S0 KB JPG shower with liquid nitrogen shave with a large hunting knife for breakfast 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels waterboard myself to build pain tolerance decide to go easy today do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups ready for the day at 2am
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Sophia Rich
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Jacob Junior
Tweet Pressa When you listening to a song and it turns out to be the song you been looking for but never knew the name of it
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Sophia Rich
just shower thoughts Follow Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with vou
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