My wife asked me How many women have you slept with proudly replied Only you Darling With all the others was awake Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM
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Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago Bobs wife proposed that they should have a cheat day today She brought home McDonalds and KFC wings Bob brought home his secretary From his hospital bed Bob is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women
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Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal Mart greeter a woman came in with her two kids Hearing her swear at them said Good morning welcome to Wal Mart Nice kids are they twins The mom answered Hell no they aint twins The oldest ones 9 and the other ones 7 Why would you think theyre twins Are you blind or stupid replied Im not blind or stupid just couldnt believe someone slept with you twice H
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Cop It appears youve been drinking Could you say the alphabet starting with M Me Malphabet
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HAS TWO MEANINGS Foreer Everyrrin AND Run OR Face Evervriing Anp Rise THE CHOICE IS YOURS
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