A giant ships engine broke down and no one could repair it so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience He inspected the engine very carefully from top to bottom After seeing everything the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer He knocked something gently Soon the engine came to life again The engine has been fixed 7 days later the engineer mentioned that
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Joseph Mitchell
A man reaches a certain age where he doesnt want any drama He doesnt want to fight anyone and if forced to he will not fight fair He will not quit and there are no weapons he will not use Its best to leave him alone with his coffee bourbon and cigars Dont poke the old men They will hurt you
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Zoe ZZZ
My hot flight attendant asked how like my coffee Trying to sound cool told her like my coffee like like my women And thats when she told me Thats cute honey but the coffees free You dont have to pay for it here
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Anthony Miller
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