A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife You know we have a wonderful system at the firehouse Bell 1 rings and we all put our jackets on Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole Bell 3 rings and we are on the truck and ready to go So he continues From now on were going to run this house the same way When say Bell 1 want you to strip naked When say B
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Jane married Ted and had 13 children Her first husband Ted died of cancer She remarried again and she and Bob had 7 more children Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later Jane again remarried and this time she and John had 5 more children Jane finally died after having 25 children Standing before her coffin the preacher prayed for her He thanked the lord for this very loving woman and saidL
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228da B BANOa Asked my wife if could use toys during sex Shoulda seen her face when I rolled my hotwheel car across her titties 1
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Three trees a woodpecker Itis hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it but Here is one Two tall trees a birch and a beech are growing in the woods A small Tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch Is That a son of a beech or a son of a birch The birch says he cannot Tell but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling The birch says Woodpecker you are a tr
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A married couple never fought not even once in 25 years of marriage A friend of the couple asked How is that even possible Husband replied Well we went to a ranch for our honeymoon While horse riding my wifes horse jumped and my wife fell off She got up and patted the horse and said This is your first time After a while it happened again and she said This is your second time And when it happened t
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HIM IM SORRY THOUGHT YOUD BE MORE ACCEPTING OF WHAT WE DO IN MY CULTURE HER DAMMIT GARY WERE FROM IOWA AND YOU DONT PEE IN SOMEONES BUTTHOLE
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