Anonymous TioleciSunmiv at pet store with bf buying collar for our dog he doesnt know what size to buy picks collar and tries to put it around my neck askpupe Pull away and ask him wif your neck is about the same size as hers so i was just checking is he gonna 2 111322Sun104834 No28346093 If you want it just ask him to and he will do it
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ot THEMETAPICTURECOM i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with Pizza instead of hello and he replied yes this is pizza
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roughrimjob burned like 34 of my forearm on the oven while was making chicken and my mom was like honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like whats for dinner as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
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Gaie Houston
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Gaie Houston
Hear me out a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches Ill park it next to Chick Fil A and itll only be open on Sundays Ill call it Side Chick
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pawsthomasanderson All 3 generations of Godzilla suit wearers walking down the street together v returnofpowerbastard that street must be huge
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