Burt Macklin @BurtMacklin_FBI Caught my wife doing laundry and stopped her immediately. I said, "Babe, it's Mother's Day. You don't do chores today. Go sit down and relax; these clothes will still be here tomorrow." I'm such a good husband. 10:41 AM · May 10, 2026
crash test dummy @the_moral_abc the old lady who owned the house before me messed up and paid the sewer bill for the next half century.
Bill details: Present 233,850, Usage 3,200, Charge $24.00.
Summary: Past Due Date 12/30/25, Interest Charge $0.00, Past Due -$7,488.46, Current Charge $24.00, Balance Due -$7,464.46.
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