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DRUNK AS HELL Three men had a very late night drinking They left in the early morning hours and each went to their home The next day they all met for an early pint and compared notes about who was drunker the night before The first guy claims that he was the drunkest saying drove straight home and walked into the house As soon as got through the door blew chunks The second guy said You think that

DRUNK AS HELL Three men had a very late night drinking They left in the early morning hours and each went to their home The next day they all met for an early pint and compared notes about who was drunker the night before The first guy claims that he was the drunkest saying drove straight home and walked into the house As soon as got through the door blew chunks The second guy said You think that

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ist The Twist Vaio Its 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date Peggy Sue Peggy Sues father answers the door and invites him in He asks Bobby what theyre planning to do on the date Bobby politely responds that theyll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie Peggy Sues father suggests Why dont you kids go out and screw hear all of the kids are doing it Bobby is shocked Excuse me sir

ist The Twist Vaio Its 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date Peggy Sue Peggy Sues father answers the door and invites him in He asks Bobby what theyre planning to do on the date Bobby politely responds that theyll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie Peggy Sues father suggests Why dont you kids go out and screw hear all of the kids are doing it Bobby is shocked Excuse me sir

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CANDY BAR A little boy and an old man are sitting on a park bench The little boy unwraps a candy bar and eats it Then he eats a second one And a third fourth and fifth The old man watching this says You shouldnt be eating so many candy bars You will ruin your teeth and get fat The little boy responded My Grandfather lived to be 102 years old The old man replied Did your Grandfather eat 5 candy bar

CANDY BAR A little boy and an old man are sitting on a park bench The little boy unwraps a candy bar and eats it Then he eats a second one And a third fourth and fifth The old man watching this says You shouldnt be eating so many candy bars You will ruin your teeth and get fat The little boy responded My Grandfather lived to be 102 years old The old man replied Did your Grandfather eat 5 candy bar

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A little girl was holding two apples with both hands Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile my sweetie could you give your mum one of your two apples The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple and then quickly on the other The mum felt the smile on her face freeze She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment Then th

A little girl was holding two apples with both hands Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile my sweetie could you give your mum one of your two apples The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple and then quickly on the other The mum felt the smile on her face freeze She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment Then th

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rm PRESIDENT oe TRUMPS WALL atl COSTS LESS THANTHE op OBAMACARE WEBSITE LET THAT SINK IN AMERICA by ile

rm PRESIDENT oe TRUMPS WALL atl COSTS LESS THANTHE op OBAMACARE WEBSITE LET THAT SINK IN AMERICA by ile

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