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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm
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This chef on TV just said B VUG CRUETCER 1 8 TS LENL Tl NG T AT ERVTE TS talking about food but stilltook itas a compliment
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The Science Shows WOMEN WAKE UP YAWNING MEN WAKE UP WITH CUNAq 0 COINCIDENCE
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The IRS has returned my tax return to me this year after apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly In response to the question Do you have anyone dependent on you wrote 95 million illegal immigrants 11 million crack heads 34 million unemployable scroungers 80000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Washington The IRS stated the answer gave was unacceptable then wrote back Who
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