Student Says Hes Too Smart For First Grade This Is The Principals Response A first grade teacher having trouble with one of her students One day sl sked Johnny what his problem was he replied Im too smart for the first grade my sister is in the third grade and Im smarter than her too The teacher took him to the principals office and explained the situation to the principal The principal told her t
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Im never lonely because I have four men in my life I get up with CHARLIE HORSE _ I spend the day with ARTHUR ITIS I dine with WILL POWER and I go to bed with BEN GAY
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Ethan Dunne
Okay but what kind of experiment are we gonna do in here Velma Two in the Jinkies one in the Stinkies
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Today I dont feel like doing anything Except you Id do you
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A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm room bed after just having sex The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself I finally did it Im no longer a virgin The guy overhears her talking to herself and asks Are you saying you lost your virginity to me Well The girl explains l always wanted to wait until was with the man love to lose my virginit
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A Wealthy Man was having an Affair with an Italian Woman for a few years One night during one of their rendezvous she confided in him that she was Not wanting to ruin his Reputation or his Marriage he paid her a Large Sum of Money if she would go back to Italy to have the Child If she stayed in Italy he would also provide Child Support until the Child turned 18 She agreed but wondered how he would
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