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A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm room bed after just having sex The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself I finally did it Im no longer a virgin The guy overhears her talking to herself and asks Are you saying you lost your virginity to me Well The girl explains l always wanted to wait until was with the man love to lose my virginit
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A Wealthy Man was having an Affair with an Italian Woman for a few years One night during one of their rendezvous she confided in him that she was Not wanting to ruin his Reputation or his Marriage he paid her a Large Sum of Money if she would go back to Italy to have the Child If she stayed in Italy he would also provide Child Support until the Child turned 18 She agreed but wondered how he would
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NE SENIOR THREE WOMEN TWO YOUNGER AND O CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY THAT WAS MY PAGER SHE SAID l HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM AFEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR WHEN SHE FINISHED SHE EXPLAINED THAT W
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Grandmas Boyfriend A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture At one point she looked up and asked Grandma how come you dont have a boyfriend Grandma replied Honey my TV is my boyfriend can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good The comedies make me laugh Im so ha
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