Successful Date One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts Hed toss them in the air then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one his wife asked a question and as he turned to answer her a peanut fell in his ear He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper He asked his wife for assistance and after hours of trying they became worried an
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LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND The advert says Im looking for a new husband Id like a good husbhand that doesnt hit me doesnt go out drinking at night and also satisfies me in bed A few days later someone knocks on her front door It turns out to be a man on a wheelchair with no arms and no legs The man says l saw your advert and think would be a good husband The woman looks at him confused So youre not
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A teacher asked his students to share what their dads do for a living Little Johnny said My dads a stripper at a gay club and he turns tricks in the alley to earn extra money After class teacher pulled him aside and said Johnny is your dad really a stripper at a gay club Little Johnny said No hes a reporter for CNN but was too embarrassed to say that
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