The Moose and the Mushroom One day while rooting around in the woods a moose spotted a round tasty looking mushroom peeking its pale cap above the leaves and moss of the forest floor It would make a perfect afternoon snack But just as the moose was about to gobble it up in one bite he heard a tiny voice beneath him Dont eat me I will kill you screamed the mushroom Theres poison running through eve
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Jacob Junior
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My promise to my children I am not your friend I am your mom I will stalk you flip out on you lecture you drive you insane be your worst nightmare hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU When you understand that I will know you are a reasonable adult You will never find someone who loves prays cares and worries about you more than I do
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Charlie Chocolate
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How it feels sharing the bed with my cat
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Agni Gauss
12492 A planetand ot one of those losers has decided to become Batman
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